the courier in FNV is so fucking funny if you’re just good at tanking damage and dogshit at dodging attacks because they get shot two (twice) times, get revived, and suddenly they can start sleeping off gunshot wounds to the head, dynamite to the legs, and having their torso littered with laser rifle holes. like can you imagine being benny and knowing that the dude who stepped on three direct landmines and didnt break a sweat is after your ass. terrifying.
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I bought a pack of rubber roaches to give out on Halloween this year and they’re fairly realistic. I was thinking kids would love them. I know my cousin and I loved rubber bugs and snakes and things at that age, I’d have loved to get a rubber roach to play pranks with. I was just going to mix them in with the candy. But now I’m rethinking it. Like, thinking about a shy little four year old being like “twick or tweat” and shuffling nervously up to the candy bowl, accidentally grabbing a rubber roach and screaming and crying hysterically. Halloween ruined. They could also be a choking hazard. But if I don’t give them out, what the fuck am I going to do with 50 rubber roaches?
Maybe I could have a bowl of candy and a separate bowl of roaches and for the slightly bigger kids in creepy costumes who look like they might enjoy receiving a roach I could be like “Treat?” *holds up the bowl of candy* “…or Trick?” *holds up the bowl of roaches* I dunno.
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